when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense
I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll | Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs
i nearly killed someone like this once
the chair games
may the chairs be ever in your favor
game of thrones
I think I’ve found my new favorite picture.
the longer you look the funnier it gets
I recognize the Battle of Hogwarts as a legit historical event.